DEMOTIVATIONAL MONDAYS

FIVE DEMOTIVATIONAL PICS TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY

Mediatakeout.com presents...Epic Fail: Lebron James

LMAOOOOO!! HAVE Y'ALL NOTICED THAT THE MORE LEBRON JAMES LOSES HIS HAIR . . . THE MORE HE TRIES TO HIDE IT WITH HIS HEADBAND!!!

WE HAVE THE OFFICIAL LIST . . . OF THE 5 MOST RATCHETEST PROM OUTFITS OF 2011!! (WE GOTTA DO BETTER)

Mediatakeout.com presents...OH SNAP!!! RONNIE FROM THE JERSEY SHORE BEATS THE F*CK OUT OF THE SITUATION!! (PICS OF THE SITUATION WITH AN EYE JAMMY)

The most RATCHET show on TV is The Jersey Shore. And a few days ago . . . it got even RATCHETER.
It all started when Ronnie (the big MUSCLE DUDE) and Sammi (the NOT CUTE one) got back together while in Italy. According to the streets, The Situation didn't think Ronnie should take Sammi back and said some real RECKLESS things about her.
Well Ronnie did not appreciate what The Situation was saying . . . and a few BOOMs and POWs later . . . The Situation had that big red mark on his face!!!

E3 2011 PREDICTIONS BROUGHT TO YOU BY WWW.IGN.COM

One of the simple joys of E3, the annual gaming expo that calls home to the biggest names in games development each year, is the rumour round-up. We love picking through the educated guesses and rampant speculation as much as you do.
Given our love for speculation, we've put together a handy, printable E3 Predictions Checklist for each of the three major games publishers - Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft.
Ahead of the events, just click on the ones you want to print out. Then simply head back to IGN at the times below to tune into the press conferences as they happen!

EPIC FAIL FRIDAYS

EVER FRIDAY WILL NOW BE EPIC FAIL FRIDAYS

MEDIATAKEOUT.COM PRESENTS....The Most Ratchet Pic of the Day!!!!!!

SHOCK PIC!! WE'VE LOOKED AT THIS PERSON FOR ALMOST AN HOUR . . . AND WE HAVE NO FREAKIN IDEA . . . IF THIS A MAN OR WOMAN!! (CAN YOU GUESS)

WWE Over The Limit PPV

The 2011 WWE Over the Limit pay per view event took place last night in Seattle, Washington. In only a fitting move, the show was dedicated to the late Macho Man Randy Savage, who passed away Friday morning. The show featured no title changes and a few well worked matches. Here are the results.

1.       R-Truth defeats Rey Mysterio via pin fall with some kind of Russian leg sweep. After the match, Truth hits Mysterio in the side of the head with a water bottle.

2.       Ezekiel Jackson defeats Intercontinental Champion Wade Barrett via DQ when Heath Slater and Justin Gabriel hit the ring and attack Jackson. Jackson is then laid out but the three Corre members. Barrett retains the title.

3.       Sin Cara defeats Chavo Guerrero via pin fall after a head scissors.

4.       Alberto Del Rio came to the ring for a promo. He talked about being better than both John Cena and The Miz. Kane and Big Show make their way to the ring. Kane makes a comment about being upset the world didn’t end yesterday and tells Del Rio to beat it, which he does.

5.       WWE Tag Team Champions Big Show and Kane retain the titles over CM Punk and Mason Ryan via pin fall following a double choke slam of Ryan for the pin.

6.       Brie Bella retains the Divas Championship over Kelly Kelly via pin fall after the “Bella Switch” and a face buster.

7.       Randy Orton retains the World Heavyweight Championship via pin fall over Christian after an RKO. After the match, Orton goes to help Christian up but Christian shakes him off. Christian thinks twice and shakes Orton’s hand.

8.       Jerry the King Lawler defeats Michael Cole via pin fall in a “Kiss my foot” match after a flying fist from the second rope. After the match, Eve comes to the ring and hits a moonsault. Jim Ross then comes to the ring and pours BBQ sauce all over Cole’s face. Cole then escapes the ring and makes it to the ramp and but is stopped by Bret Hart. Hart then forces Cole back to the ring and locks in the Sharpshooter while Lawler forces his foot in Cole’s mouth.

9.       John Cena retains the WWE Championship over The Miz in an “I Quit” match via submission with the STFU. The match originally ended with The Miz winning after a chair shot and a voice recorded Cena saying “I Quit” but was restarted by the referee.
 
Here is what Metro Detroit has the say about the show.
 
“It was nice to see the pay off for an over done Cole/Lawler feud. The Orton/Christian match was entertaining as well,” said Dave S. of Southfield, MI.
 
“Sin Cara looked very uptight in his match with Chavo, would like to see them go at it again though,” said Don E. of Redford, MI.

mediatakeout.com presents...THE MOST RATCHET SHIT POSSIBLY EVER!!!!!!

NUH UHHHHHHHH!!! REMEMBER WHEN LADY GAGA WORE THAT MEAT DRESS TO THE MTV AWARDS . . . WELL THAT TREND IS CATCHING ON . . .!!!

What...the......fuck............

Mediatakeout.com presents...Epic Fail Kristie Alley

WOOOOW!!! WE KNEW THAT 60-YEAR-OLD KIRSTIE ALLEY LIKED YOUNG BLACK MEN . . . BUT LOOK WHO SHE'S KISSING!!

Look at Romeo . . . . and old azz Kirstie. GET IT COUGAR LADY!!!

Cracked.com Presents...What Pets Are Doing When We're Not Around

Pets are pretty predictable. After you've had one for about a year you have their behavioral patterns pretty well figured out. Or maybe that's just what they want you to believe. Maybe they're luring you into a false sense of security when you're watching, secretly counting down the moments until it's time for you to head off to work again.

We asked you to show us what's happening in the world of domesticated animals behind our backs. The winner is below, but first the runners up.

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by divinecomedy33

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#19.

by Bell110

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by Bishopwhitet

#14.

by SteveRequin

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by McBeefy

#12.

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#11.

by name818

#10.

by Remington

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by McBeefy

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by Tupper

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#6.

by mcsuperawesome

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by sovietdisco

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#3.

by trey

#2.

by pyoderwcoil.com

And the winner is ...

Congrats, Cee-Ell. You win money.